January 2009
550 posts
What a better way to end the year than watch Canada spank the US’ girly behind? FUCK YEAH!
December 2008
111 posts
Here's an idea
How about this: Hamas stops launching rockets at Israeli civilians all the fucking time then hiding among “palestinian” civilians, and Israel won’t blow the living shit out of them?
“Protecting womanhood and promoting manhood… but damn, there’s so...”
– Judge Joe Brown
Safe Horizon: What Should I Do If I Am Being... →
lebaneseblonde:
I’m becoming increasingly pissed off that these types of sites are what I’m surfing these days.
I will never again make fun of, nor be jealous of, those who are being stalked.
And boys, being manipulative and harrassing is NOT going to get you the girl. Just sayin’.
Yeah, because girls are never manipulative, never harass guys, never use blackmail, and never stalk. Of...
“For younger readers - you know your iPod? And you know your computer? Well, in...”
– (via niki) (via homecoming)
canadian myths.
realrealsoft:
allthiscanbeyours is right. we are programmed to hate america. i was pleasantly surprised that you guys were not all obese gas-guzzling hicks who said “y’all” every other word.
now if only all americans knew that 99.9% of canada does not live in an igloo, ride a dogsled team to work, survive solely off caribou meat or actually think a toque and snowsuit is a fashion statement, i’d...
“Any man who does not own a fleshlight, needs to own a fleshlight. I swear -...”
– Shaun, obviously happy about his latest purchase
Aaaaaaaw... (I think?)
Stephanie: so when i was with the kids we played a few songs on guitar hero...i have had when you were young stuck in my head since then lol
Me: well, I don't look a thing like Jesus but I don't talk like a gentleman, so I hope it's not what you imagined when you were young :p
Stephanie: lol well who cares what i imagined when i was young i was foolish :p
NEWSFLASH: Obama not president yet
i do not wear sweatpants. ever.
realrealsoft:
for some odd reason, when i wear anything of the “sweat” variety other than a funky sweatshirt, it makes me feel lazy. weird.
Ah, but do you also avoid tights-as-pants?
FemaleFriend: lmao heres a prying question, have u ever had a girl lick ur ass?
Me: No, have you?
(...way TMI later...)
Me: my ass is business-only... it's kinda like the front part of a mullet
Dear CNN,
Explosions in a warzone ARE NOT “breaking news.” It is a war; things go boom. “Developing news” would be pushing it, “breaking news” is just retarded. And it takes screen space away from the kablooieness.
Where’s Anderson Cooper when you need him?
I still believe...
Kennedy for Senator is as qualified as Clinton for President. That is to say, not at all.
I like the Kennedys, though.
Facebook Fears
nogreatillusion:
I have this secret fear that one day I will accidentally type the name of some random person I’m stalking on Facebook into my status bar instead of the search bar and then facebook will be all “Caroline is [name of random person from my high school that I never even talked to then].”
This is a legitimate fear because I’ve actually come very close to doing this exact thing, but...
Holiday Party Smalltalk
Susan: So what do you do in a typical day at Queen's?
Eva: Well, usually I'm on campus working until about 6. Then I go home and eat something and lie around for a bit. Then I'll usually do another couple of hours of work. Then I'll go out around 10:30, flip over some cars and set them on fire. I'll dance around with my hands in the air for a while, then when I get home I usually dance on the coffee table for about an hour.
Mom: You forgot about smashing the beer bottles on the street.
The best way to prove you support peace is...
to not protest violently and try to violate embassies’ sanctity.
I know, mind-blowing stuff.
“I’m scared that I’m going to end up alone. I’m scared that I’m always going to...”
– (via boredintheburbs) (via notthatkindagay) (via homecoming)
Inventor's 2020 vision: to help 1bn of the world's... →
nickdouglas:
“Silver has devised a pair of glasses which rely on the principle that the fatter a lens the more powerful it becomes. Inside the device’s tough plastic lenses are two clear circular sacs filled with fluid, each of which is connected to a small syringe attached to either arm of the spectacles.
The wearer adjusts a dial on the syringe to add or reduce amount of fluid in the...
realrealsoft:
when you get a long-awaited answer to the toughest question you’ve ever worked up the nerve and asked, the cool thing is that even if it’s not the one you wanted to hear, it feels really good to have it off your chest.
Soup Controvery is Stirring Over advertisement in... →
kevinabarry:
Campbell’s Soup defends their decision to advertise their brand of family, wholesomeness and traditional family values to the LGBT population.
The article says the “evil anti-gay people” want Campbell to remain “neutral in the culture war”… Aren’t they remaining neutral now? And since when is there a war going on? Why didn’t I get the memo?!
Maryland Teens Using Speed Cameras To Punk Enemies →
homecoming:
Tired of texting their sexcapades to their fathers, teenagers have turned to combining photoshop skills, speed cameras and cruelty in order to raise havoc and punish their enemies (and frenemies).
Students at Montgomery High School in southern Maryland have apparently been reprinting copies of the license plates of people they don’t like, attaching them to their own cars and driving...
Dear MSM,
How about stopping with the pro-Hamas propaganda and giving equal coverage for Israel’s side of the story? If I wanted to hear all about how evil Israel is and how innocent Hamas is, I’d watch Al Jazeera’s English service.
Seriously, all day all I’ve heard and seen is how the poor people of Gaza are being attacked by the evil Zionists. The MSM interview pro-palestinian...
Boners Trump All
tylerball:
peterbaker:
The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.
Four blue pills. Viagra.
“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle...
“Since childhood, you have been hiding the guilty secret that you feel no desire...”
– John Galt. (via niki) (via homecoming)
