How to get rid of a bat
I was at the girlfriend’s place earlier and, as we had just finished a movie, her housemate squealed that there was a bat in the house. I suggested using a crucifix and some holy water, or maybe garlic, but for some reason they wouldn’t go for it. Maybe my girlfriend’s housemate is a demon? Anyways, never having dealt with bats before, undead or otherwise, I was a bit stumped, but I eventually just gently picked the bat up in a towel and let it free on the balcony. I got a big hero’s kiss, yay me! Anyways, bats are loving, gentle creatures, but they have really annoying voices. Maybe that’s why they are cursed to drink blood…
